Ask Abacus

I’m being blackmailed

So I have to tell you all… I am a sexy pony. So very sexy, I’m the pony princess of sex.

I’m so sorry. So, so sorry.

Why I might have either of those things I have no clue, much less that many.

She’s out of town right now, but I’m going to make her draw when she gets back.

(( Due to the absence of drawing Abacus for two months, a recent error caused four portrayals of Abacus to be rendered without five o’clock shadow. I am sorry for this error and will not be drawing another update without it. I deserve all of the insults I have coming to me. I am sorry. ))

You sicken me.

I don’t even know what the little square thingies do. All I could get it to say was “325ae^12z*2134//5x15”, and that isn’t very well useful.

what

numbers

four of me and i am one

alone i am nothing

what am i

(( U c wat I did ther? ))